Merchant Trader, who offers Platinum or Black Powder.
He also has his own island, Dreadbird's Fort.
- By Blackbeard's Blade, what a savings! AWK!
- They squawk my exploits from the Bay of Cathay to the Antipodes. Awk!
- Ahoy, matey! Looking to Trade? Or I could rob you and hang you from the yardarm. Up to you.
- DEAD MEN SHOP NO SALES. Muahaha *cough* AWK!
- AWK! Shiver me feathers! It's Paradise Bay!
- Quote: By Blackbeard's Blade, what a savings! AWK! is a spoof on Galaxy Quest's Quote: By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings.